February 2012
friend: eats mcdonalds and is still skinny
me: eat a peanut and i gain 10 pounds
If I were to ever get VIP access to meet Adam...
Adam Levine: Show me your ti...
Me: *Takes off shirt*
Adam Levine: ...Ticket...
Me: Oh...this is awkward...
Adam Levine: ...
Me: ...
Adam Levine: ...You can l...
Me: Lay on top of you?
Adam Levine: Leave...
Meryl Streep is like the mom of the Oscars
lizayzay:
Just like sitting there in her reading glasses being all proud of everyone
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i'm fictional